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Large bet on myself in round one.

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Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! I’ll get my kit! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‚fixes‘ it… then perhaps gifts!

Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Who are those horrible orange men? Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

Oh yeah, good luck with that.
Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.
You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by „devil“, I mean Robot Devil. And by „metaphorically“, I mean get your coat.

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
Bender, quit destroying the universe!
A sexy mistake. Shut up and get to the point! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. With gusto. Who are those horrible orange men?

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Say it in Russian! I don’t want to be rescued. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‚first‘ wife was the one who liked lilacs! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? No. We’re on the top.

Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‚Earth in the Balance“, and the much more popular “Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth‘, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…

I’m Santa Claus! Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Bender?! You stole the atom. Soothe us with sweet lies.

Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!

You are the last hope of the universe. Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!